i have a theory to explain
why my bad luck gets worse each day - it抯 easy
someone must be out to get me - it抯 a diabolic scheme
this conspiracy is giving me the creeps ?the big conspiracy

it抯 just coincidence you say
when i go out it always rains - believe me
someone抯 playing games with my brain ?it抯 a diabolic scheme
this conspiracy is giving me the creeps ?the big conspiracy
now i抦 ready to believe the big conspiracy

someone must be out to get me - it抯 a diabolic scheme
this conspiracy is giving me the creeps ?the big conspiracy
now i抦 ready to believe the big conspiracy
are you ready to believe