Let's face the facts about me and you
our love unspecified
though I'm proud to call you chocolate bear
the crowd will always talk and stare

I fell exactly those feelings too
and that's why I keep them inside
'cause this bear can't bare this world disdain
and sometimes is easier to hide

Than explain our guy love,
that's all it is
guy love,
he's mine I'm his
there's nothing gay about it
in our eyes...

You ask me 'bout this thing we share
and he tenderly replies...

It's guy love
between two guys

We're closer then than the average man and wife
that's why our matching braceletes say "Turk and JD"
you know I'll stick by you for the rest of my life
you're the only man who's ever been inside of me!

-Whoa whoa! I just took out his appendix-

There's no need to clarify
oh no?
just let it grow more and more each day
it's like I've married my best friend
but in a totally manly way!

Let's go!

It's guy love, don't compromise
the feeling of
some other guy
holding up you heart into the sky...

I'll be there to care through all the lows
I'll be there to share the highs...

- Michael Jackson's "ah!" -

It's guy love
between two guys...

And when I say "I love you Turk"
it's not what it implies...

It's guy love...
between two guys...

-No hands!-