Hey, I'm calling you back
Ooh, she's been a bitch tonight
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere
So I had to put on the wig, and the heels,
And the lashes and the eairh
And take the train to the club
And you know the
MTA should stand for "muthaf**kas" touching my ass
So then I get to the club looking like a drowned harassed rat
And am greeted not by Miss Rose at the door,
But our friend, Johnny 5.0
Yes honey, the NYPD shut down the party!
So no fee for me
And I don't even know what's the tea
So I hope you're up, girl,
Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
Cause I know exactly what we need!

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors, tight
Let's have a kiki, mother fucker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve,
And work and turn, and honey

Kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea and dishing just desserts one may deserve.
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to live
So shave that lid and we'll all bid
Adieu to your ennui

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors, tight
Let's have a kiki, mother fucker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve,
And work and turn, and honey

Uh, what a wonderful kiki
This kiki is marvelous
Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!
Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!
Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!
Kiki! Soso! Oui Oui! Non Non!

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors, tight
Let's have a kiki, mother fucker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Dive, turn, work
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve,
And work and turn, and honey

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors, tight
Let's have a kiki
Hunty dropper
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki
Boots Ten Queen
Let's have a kiki
We're gonna serve, and work, and turn, honey