We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year

Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
Now bring us some figgy pudding
And a cup of good cheer

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year

We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
So bring it right here

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year

[Alaska Thunderfuck]
Figgy pudding is not vegan
I don't want any figgy pudding
And what, and a cup of good cheer
Sounds like a laundry detergent
I don't need, I'm good on laundry detergent

[Manila Luzon]
You know the worst part about Christmas is after Christmas
It's like when you have to de-drag
You know what I mean, Alaska?

[Ginger Minj]
Ohh all I want for Christmas is for Violet Chachki to give me back the crown and
the cheque that she stole from me

[Jiggly Caliente]
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
Yo Bianca, thanks for the new teeth!

[Jinkx Monsoon]
I don't even know what I'm even doing on this album
I mean is anyone, are we gonna spin the dreidel

[Phi Phi O'Hara]
Hey santa, ahh It's Phi Phi
You know I've been really, really good this year, so please no more coal
But Jiggly, I mean she's really not that nice

[Jiggly Caliente]
Wait I was a good girl right, this year?

[Katya]
Christmas in Russia is so strange because there isn't really Santa Claus
It's actually the devil and he is a cross dressing like cross playing Barbarella
character who is all in black and red but for some reason
We're all so happy to meet him

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year