You're my sidekick you're my alibi
you're my right hand man
I'm your homeboy
I'm your main dude
I'm your best laid plan

when the shit hits the fan
could I make you understand
I don't know

would you still be my friend
if I made out with your mother
would you still be my friend if I beat up your brother
'cause I'd still be friends with you
that's what real friends do

you're my defence you're my samurai
you're the man, you're the man
there's no secrets there's no need to lie
words are not enough to best describe us

but when the shit hits the fan
could I make you understand
I don't know

would you still be my friend
if I broke into your house
pissed in your shoes
and relieved you off your eyebrows
I'd still be friends with you
'cause that's what real friends do

these scenarios have all been hypothetical so far
bad news is I think I brought your girlfriend
to the brink while you were sleeping
after drinking in the backseat of your car

I will still be your friend no matter what happens
I will still be your friend through the good times
and the bad ones
'cause I'll always be there for you
'cause that's what real friends do
'cause that's what real friends do
'cause that's what real friends do
'cause that's what real friends do