Dont worry, i'm not crying there's just something in my eye
It's fine that you dont love me, and i'm glad you told me why
It's great we're out in public while you end this love affair
I quite enjoy the challenge of pretending I don't care

I appreciate how difficult all this must be for you!
Of course you have to do, what you have got to do.
All is fair in love and war. No i don't think you're a whore
Though you're having sex with everybody and their ex...

And you said "Hey! Let's just be friends"
Well OK let's just be friends
Shout Hooray to just being friends
I won't burn your record collection, or gossip about your imperfections
Hey! Let's just be friends

You tell me "its not you, it's me" i'm glad that you owned up
I must agree your boyfriend skills were quite inadequate
Im happy that you're happy, I'm not sad to see you go
Your mother will be thrilled that you've decided to move home

Of course we'll stay in touch we've known each other far too long
And no I won't get bitter, use this break-up for a pay-back song
Though our love is at an end and now you're seeing my best friend.
I promise not to go on dates, especially with the guys you hate

And you said "Hey! Let's just be friends"
Well OK let's just be friends
Shout Hooray to just being friends
I won't air your indiscretions, or gossip about your kinky obsessions
Hey! Let's just be friends
You and me best friends forever, call me soon or maybe never,
Hey go f**k yourself