You're always up to no good
Your fingers in my cookiejar
You can have my checkbook, visa
and my mastercard too
Ain't no price to high for what you do

You could be my dog
I would push your bailbonds when cash was tight
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's do it right now

My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you

Your car's a dump and you're broke
but that's all right
I never liked them fancy guys
You don't even look good
god it aint right
but you're starry-eyed and out of sight

You could fall apart
I would push your bailbonds when cash was tight
We could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's do it right now

My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on you
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you

You're always up to no good
you catch on like a bonfire
every single worn out line is shiney and new
I never met a sweeter liar

you could be my king
I would knit you mittens and make you pie
we could fall in love
I could be the apple of your eye
Let's do it right now

My new favourite thing to do
Is wasting my time on a bum like you
My new favourite thing to dooo
Is wasting my time on you

Take the vcr my new favourite thing to do
The keys to my house is wasting my
time on a bum like you
the keys to my car
I don't need them no more My new
favourite thing to do
give me the keys to your heart Is
wasting my time on you

wasting my time on you