BANDLEADER:
EV’RYBODY, EV’RYBODY!

GENTERNS:
GET DOWN! GET DOWN, DOWN!

BANDLEADER:
S-S-S-S-STAND UP!

GENTERNS:
DON’T BE SHY!

BANDLEADER:
PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE!

GENTERNS:
GET UP! GET UP! GET UP!

BANDLEADER:
EV’RYBODY, EV’RYBODY!

GENTERNS:
TESTIFY--!

BANDLEADER:
EV’RYBODY!

BANDLEADER AND GENTERNS:
EV’RYBODY, EV’RYBODY,
GET DOWN! GET DOWN, NOW!
S-S-S-S-STAND UP!
DON’T BE SHY!
PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE,
GET UP! GET UP! GET UP!
EV’RYBODY, EV’RYBODY,

TESTIFY!
TESTIFY!
TESTIFY!
TESTIFY!
TESTIFY!
STATE YOUR NAMES!

GENTERNS:
GENTERNS...GENTERNS...

LUIGI:
S-S-S-S-S-S-SAVED!

BANDLEADER AND GENTERNS:
EV’RYBODY, EV’RYBODY,
GET DOWN! GET DOWN, NOW!
S-S-S-S-STAND UP!
DON’T BE SHY!

PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE,
GET UP! GET UP! GET UP!
EV’RYBODY, EV’RYBODY!
TES-TI-FY--!

SINGLE MOTHER:
I NEEDED A KIDNEY TRANSPLANT DESPERATELY.
GENECO SHOWED THIS SINGLE MOM SYMPATHY.
THIS MAKEOVER CAME FOR A SMALL ADDED FEE...
NOW I LOOK SMASHING ON LIVE TV!

ROTTI:
BE HE-ALED!

LUIGI AND PAVI:
GENECO’S GOT IT!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, BABY!
GENECO’S GOT IT!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, BABY!

LUIGI AND PAVI (BANDLEADER AND GENTERNS):
GENECO’S GOT IT!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, BABY! (OH, I REALLY NEED IT!)
GENECO’S GOT IT!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, BABY! (OH, I’VE GOT TO HAVE IT!)
GENECO’S GOT IT!
YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT, BABY! (ALL I NEED IS SURGERY!)

CHORUS:
I WAS INFECTED BY MY GENETICS!

ROTTI:
TESTIFY!

CHORUS:
NOW I’M PERFECTED, BY THEIR COSMETICS!

ROTTI:
TESTIFY!

BANDLEADER AND GENTERNS:
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! (ALL I NEED IS SURGERY!)
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! (I’M INFECTEDBY MY GENETICS.)
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!
HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! (ALL I NEED IS SURGERY!)

ALL:
EV’RYBODY, EV’RYBODY,
MAKE YOUR GENETICS YOUR BITCH!!!

ROTTI:
TESTIFY!