We all know the girls that
I am talking about
Well they are time bombs
and they are ticking
And the only question's when they'll blow up
And they'll blow up
We know that without a doubt
Cause they're those girls,
Yeah, you know those girls
that let their emotions get the best of them
And I've contrived some sort of a plan
to help my fellow man

Let's get emotional girls
to all wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what they're thinking,
just what they're thinking

She's so pretty
but she doesn't always act that way
Her moods are swinging
on the swing set almost everyday
She said to me that she's so happy its depressing
And all I said
was someone get that girl a mood ring

If its drama you want then look no further
They're like the real world meets
boy meets world meets days
of our lives
And it just kills me how they
get away with murder
They'll anger you then bat their eyes
Those pretty eyes that
watch you sympathize

And I've contrived some sort
of a plan to help my fellow man
Let's get emotional girls to all
wear mood rings
So we'll be tipped off to
when they're ticked off
Cause we'll know just what
they're thinking, just what they're thinking

She's so pretty but she doesn't
always act that way
Her moods are swinging on the
swing set almost everyday
She said to me that she's so stressed
out that it's soothing
And all I said was someone get
that girl a mood ring

Cause when it's black
it means watch you back because
you're probably
the last person in the world right
now she wants to see
and when it's blue
it means that you should
call her up immediately
and ask her out because
she'll most likely agree
and when it's green,
it simply means that she is
really stressed
and when it's clear,
it means she's
completely emotionless
(and that's alright, I must confess)

We all know the girls
that I am talking about
She liked you wednesday,
but now it's friday and
she has to wash her hair
and it just figures that we'll
never figure them out
first she's jekyll,
then she's hyde...
at least she makes a lovely pair

mood ring, oh, mood ring
oh, tell me, will you bring the key
to unlock this mystery
of girls and their emotions
play it back in slow motion
so I may understand the
complex infrastructure
known as the female mind