* Understanding is the best thing in the world, between a boy and a girl

boy and girl and even a woman or a man, its always
better when you realy understand

1) You know understanding is a mighty powerful thing, thats why it makes me so sad
when I see my friends wandering aroung thru the world, never knowing the meaning of the word
understanding, so in the next few minutes, Im gonna
try to explain just exactly what it means
now wait a minute, listen, for instance, you take me
and my old lady, we gotta good thing goin
because I know If I dont work and pay the rent and the
bills and buy her fine pretty clothes to wear well, there are fifteen other guys just waitin round the
corner, and I dont care how much that woman loves me, she磗 gonna go out and find herself one of them who
will and thats why I believe that

* repeat

2) Now listen I dont want you to think that this is a
one sided affair, no no
because my old lady also understands that a man must
have respect
what I mean is, if she must play around dont let me
catch her, because what I dont see cant hurt me, you
understand? but on the other hand, If I should ever
catch her Im not gonna talk about-a
and call her a bunch of bad names like you all might
no no mh
what Im gonna do, Im gonna go down-town to the
hardware store and buy myself a double blade axe, come back, square off, and believe her soul磗 gonna
belong to the good lord
because her head磗 gonna belong to me, and I
guarantie she�l know what I mean when Ill say