If you're ever in a jam, here I am

If you're ever in a mess, S.O.S

If you're so happy, you land in jail. I'm your bail

It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship

When other friendships are soon forgot, ours will still be hot

Da da da da da da dig dig dig

If you're ever down a well, ring my bell

If you're ever up a tree, just phone to me

If you ever loose your teeth when you're out to dine, borrow mine

It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship

When other friendships are soon forgeet, ours will still be great

Loddle doddle chuck chuck chaa

If they ever black you're eyes, put me wise

If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose

And if they ever put a bullet through your brain, I'll complain

It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship

When other friendships are soon forgit, ours will still be it

Ah loddle doddle hip hap hap

If you ever loose your mind, I'll be kind

And if you ever loose your shirt, I'll be hurt

If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half, I won't laugh

It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship

When other friendships are are up the crick, ours will still be slick

Ah loddle doddle woof woof woof

Hep hep hep, chopp chop chop, dig dig dig

Good evening friends