I am plastic, if you drop me, I won't break
I stay perfectly in place, no concerns and no complaints
I am (woo) plastic, smile on my face
But there's something by the waist
I have nothing more to say

Plastic, sun shining on my dollhouse
Plastic, I will take away your troubles
Plastic, pla- pla- plas- plas- plas- plas
Plastic, pla- pla- plas- plas- plas- plas

I don't shit, I don't eat, I don't even fucking breathe
If you cut me, I don't bleed, you're the only thing I need
I'm not a girl, I'm a machine, every boy's wet dream
I'm the perfect packaged lady every woman wants to be
Slurp me, bend me, pull me, move me
and then put me on display
I don't wanna make decisions
I would rather just obey
You're a big boy so you get a big toy
Open me up and then enjoy
I'm your present, your trophy

I am plastic, if you drop me, I won't break
I stay perfectly in place, no concerns and no complaints
I am plastic, smile on my face
But there's something by the waist
I have nothing more to say

Plastic, sun shining on my dollhouse
Plastic, I will take away your troubles
Plastic, pla- pla- plas- plas- plas- plas
Plastic, pla- plas- pla- plas- plas- plas

Pull up with the Pvc
you're taking pics just like Tmz
I'm running through the streets
you would think I'm selling a Dvd
But I ain't off a pack of pills
Pussy Riot, pussy spills
Record that, like to fuck in sheets
collecting me like Nft
I just got a plastic cake like it's happy birthday
(Happy birthday)
Oh, and I need some drink
but I just get too thirsty
And I'm gettin' fucked up in the worst way
Wait, hol' up, what you doing? Is it Thursday?

I am plastic, if you drop me, I won't break
I stay perfectly in place, no concerns and no complaints
I am plastic, smile on my face
But there's something by the waist
I have nothing more to say

Plastic, sun shining on my dollhouse
Plastic, I will take away your troubles
Plastic, pla- pla- plas- plas- plas- plas
Plastic, pla- plas- pla- plas- plas- plas