Slightly bemused by his lack of direction

Hey You, Hey You

Came to this world by caesarian section

Hey You, Hey You

Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion

Hey You, Hey You

Now it takes him all day just to get an erection

Hey You, things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all

Things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all

Goes out to cruise ant to meet his connection

Hey You, Hey You

He never scores, he just gets an infection

Hey You, Hey You

Dreams of a place with a better selection

Hey You, Hey You

Still it takes him all day just to get an erection

Hey You, things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all

Things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all

Things aren't what they seem

Makes no sense at all

Things aren't what they seem

Luxembourger Queen

He's a Burger Queen

Slightly bemused by the total rejection

Hey You, Hey You

Came to this world by ceasarian section

Hey You, Hey You

Dreams of a place with a better selection

Hey You, Hey You

Dreams of a face that is pure perfection

Hey You, things aren't what they seem

Luxemburger Queen (3x)

He's a Burger Queen