My friend Joe's gotta bass boat hooked to a Range Rover
It ain't ever been wet
His next door neighbor's got a condo in Jamaica
He ain't ever seen it yet
We keep tryin' to keep up I'm not sure I know why
The trouble with this rat race baby is there ain't no finish line

Let's let the Joneses win let's lay the tempo back
Take time to breathe again and skip the heart attack
That wild goose chase we've been on never ends
Let's let the Joneses win

I bought us a rubber raft a discount Chris Craft
Down at the Wal-Mart store
It ain't a house boat but the dang thing floats
And at least it's all paid for
What you say we call it well and blow off work today
We can watch the world go by while we're floatin' down the lake

Let's let the Joneses win...
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That wild goose chase we've been on never ends
Let's let the Joneses win
Let's let the Joneses win let's let the Joneses win
Let's let the Joneses win yeah