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C                 Em            C 
Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls 
         Em                              C 
Baby if I act like that, that guy will call me back 
            Em                         C 
porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl 
 
           Em 
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there 
                C 
Laughing loud so all the little people stare 
                  Em                         C 
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne 
(Drop a name) 
                            Em 
What happened to the dream of a girl president 
                       C 
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent 
                  Em 
They travel in packs of two or three 
                 C 
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny teens 
B 
   Where, oh where, have the smart people gone? 
B 
Oh where, oh where could they be? 
 
Em                            C 
baby if I act like that, the guy will call me back 
Em                           C 
porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl 
Em                           C 
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back 
Em                                  C 
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl 
 
(Break it down now) 
 
           Em 
Disease's growing, it's epidemic 
       C 
I'm scared that there ain't a cure 
         Em 
The world believes it and I'm going crazy 
C 
I cannot take any more 
Em 
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in 
C 
That will never be me 
Em 
Outcasts and girls with ambition 
C 
That's what I wanna see 
Em 
Disasters all around 
C 
World despaired 
Em 
Their only concern 
C 
Will they fuck up my hair 
 
Em                            C 
baby if I act like that, the guy will call me back 
Em                           C 
porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl 
Em                           C 
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back 
Em                                  C 
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl 
 
 
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Oh my god you guys, I totally had more that 300 
calories 
That was so not sexy, no 
Good one, can I borrow that? 
{Vomits} 
I WANNA BE SKINNY 
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Em 
Pretty will you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl 
C 
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl! 
Em 
Pretty would you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl 
C 
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl! 
 
Em                                C 
    Baby if I act like that,      flipping my blondie hair back 
Em                                  C 
     Push up my bra like that,   stupid girl! 
 
Em                            C 
baby if I act like that, the guy will call me back 
Em                           C 
porno paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl 
Em                           C 
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back 
Em                                  C 
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl 
 
Em                      C                     Em                   C 
          stupid girls,      stupid girls,      stupid girls,      stupid girls...