Em            C             G             D    Em        C
e|--0--X--X-----0---X--X------0---X---X-----2----0---X-----0---X---X------
B|--0--0--X-----0---0--X------0---0---X-----3----0---0-----1---1---X------
G|--0--X--0-----0---X--0------0---X---0--X--2----0---X-----0---X---0------
D|--2--2--2-----2---2--2------0---0---0--X-------2---2-----2---2---2------
A|--2--X--2-----3---X--3------2---X---2----------2---2-----3---X---3------
E|--0--0--X-----3---3--X------3---3---X----------0---0-----0---0---X------
Em                C                  G    Em
Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are
                          C                 G D Em
You well heel big whell, ha ha charade you are
     C                         G
And when your hand is on your heart
   

  A5
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------------
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------------
G|--------------2--X--X----7B8--5~~~~~~----------------2------X----X-----
D|--------------2--X--X----7B8--5~~~~~~----------------2------X----X-----
A|--------------0---------------------------0----------0------X----------
E|--3--2--3--4--------------------------------0--2-3---------------------
A5
You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker.
A5
With your head down the pigpin saying keep on digging
A5
Pig stain on your fat chin
A5
What do you hope to find down in the pig mine?
A5
You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh
Em
But you really a cry_______________
Em
Bus stop rat bag, ha ha charade you are
Em
You ***ed up old hag, ha ha charade you are
Em
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
A5
You're nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin
A5
You like the feel of steel, hot stuff when a hat pin
A5
And good fun with a hand gun
Em
You're nearly a laugh, you're nearly a laugh
Em
But you're really a cry_________________

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e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|----------8--8--8---7--------8--8--8---7-----------5--5--5---3---------5--5--5---3
G|----------7--7--7---7--------7--7--7---7-----------5--5--5---3---------5--5--5---3
D|----------9--9--9---7--------9--9--9---7-----------5--5--5---3---------5--5--5---3
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
E|---0---------------------0---------------------3------------------3---------------

Em
Hey you, Whitehouse, ha ha charade you are
A5
You house proud town mouse, ha ha charade you are
A5
You're trying to keep our feeling off the street
A5
You're nearly a real treat, all tight lips and cold feet

And do you feel abused?

Em
You gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside
Em
Mary, you're nearly a treat, mary, you're nearly a treat
Em
But you're really a cry_______________________

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