Evil team up
Dastardly scheme up
Takin' them to town
Gonna catch 'em
Throw 'em and fetch 'em
Put them in the pound

You kicked us around
You mocked and offended
The pages have turned
Your chapter has ended
Now, 'cause O. W. C. A. 's goin' down

That's right!

Don't eyeball me
Just look askance
Your team was run aground
You say you didn't eat those plans
But here's the ultrasound

Your agency's over
The whole thing is endin'
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O. W. C. A. 's goin' down! (Distract!)
O. W. C. A. 's goin' down! (Grab!)
O. W. C. A. 's goin' down! (Lasso!)
O. W. C. A. 's goin' down! (Nab!)
O. W. C. A. 's goin' down!