Ba-da ba ba-da bah
Let me tell you about my buddy
He's 3, 000 years old
He's wrapped in bandages and covered in moldy debris
My undead mummy and me
Mm-mm
If a bully ever tries to poke me in the eye
I'll introduce him to my decomposing guy
And he'll flee
From my undead mummy and me
All the kids at school are gonna have a conniption
When they get a load of my funky Egyptian emcee
My undead mummy and me
Yeah

He's no dummy
He's chummy
And he's my mummy

My undead mummy and me
My undead mummy and me
Undead mummy and me!