Turn! Yield! Halt!
If you fail you'll know who's... at... fault
Of a vehicular... a... ssault
As you're doing ze Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz

Gas! Shift! Brake! (ooh...)
Drinking coffee's a big... mi... stake
Try not to plunge into... ze... lake
Ven you're doing ze Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz
(Driving Test Waltz)
Female Pedestrian: I'm okay!

Aaron Jacob: Use two hands when you steer her
Then check in ze mirror
Vat you see may be nearer
Don't lay on ze horn!

See ze traffic cop bossing
Pedestrians crossing
Never drive ven you're flossing
You'll wish you vwren't born!

Belt... your... self
Only vay to protect... your... health
Leave your friends all your hard-earned... wealth
If you croak ven you're boldly embarking
And parallel parking
And acing ze written
Look out for that kitten!
No time for high-fiving
You're barely surviving
The dangerous Drusselstein Driving Test Valtz!