There once was a group with liam and niall
Vas happenin' boys?
Vas happenin' boys?
They lived with zayn and their room was vile
Vas happenin' boys?
Vas happenin' boys?

Did you know, harry is such a slob?
He needs to win x factor
Cause he can't get a job
And oh, louis needs a boat
He dresses like he owns one
Cause he's got no other clothes,
They really need your vote.

Vas happenin' boys?
vas happenin' boys?
(vas happenin' boys? louis sreaming)
Mick jagger could be harry's dad
(harry) vas happenin' mum?
vas happenin' mick?
When liam sings he makes his face look sad,
Vas happenin' song?
vas happenin' sad?

And zayn's the master of echoes
(zayn) echoes, echoes, echoes
And niall was raised by leprechauns so he won't ever grow.
And oh, louis needs that boat
He dresses like he owns one
and it's becoming a joke,
They really need your vote.

Vas happenin' boys?
vas happenin' boys?
Vas happenin' boys?
vas happenin' boys?
Vas happenin' boys?
vas happenin' boys?