I wanna wake up at 7 a. m
Put my dentures in, and hit the free buffet again
I wanna shout wild things like hooligans, shenanigans
And get off my lawn you stupid kids
But I can't do it alone

I wanna grow old, old with you and hold
Hold your hand all through my life
And when I slow, slow it's comforting to know
Know that you will be right by my side

I want to knit something that's really neat
Like maybe a scarf, or a sweater fuzzy and wild
And I wanna win bingo, collect my dough
And go and blow it all on my favorite grandchild
But I won't do it alone

I wanna grow old, old with you
And hold, hold your hand all through my life
And when I slow, slow it's comforting to know
Know that you will be right by my side

I wanna grow old with you. I wanna grow old with you