You sat down on our leather chair, called everyone.
Said stick your toes all up in the air,
Come on it, it'll be fun!
Some tried they thought you were a little strange.
They were all right
We did thirteen-thousand exercises
They were all ashamed
But we were all okay
You called me up said Boy, you can't handle this!
I was uptight
Only punches below the neck
Not the pretty face
They all came and they gathered around
Now is our time
Chaos was followed by stupid laughs
But, I don't even care
No, I don't even care
I don't even care
Stay back!
Stay home!