I'm the dandy highwayman
who you're too scared to mention
I spend my cash on looking flash
and grabbing your attention
The devil take your stereo
and your record collection!
The way you look you'll qualify
for next years old age pension!

Stand and deliver your money or your life!
Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!

I'm the dandy highwayman
so sick of easy fashion
The clumsy boots, peek-a-boo roots
that people think so dashing
So what's the point of robbery
when nothing is worth taking?
It's kind of tough to tell a scruff
the big mistake he's making

Stand and deliver your money or your life!
Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!

And even though you fool your souls
Your conscience will be mine
All mine

We're the dandy highwaymen so tired of excuses
Of deep meaning philosophies where only showbiz loses
Were the dandy highwaymen and heres our invitation
Throw your safety overboard and join our insect
nation

Stand and deliver your money or your life!
Try and use a mirror no bullet or a knife!

And even though you fool your souls
Your conscience will be mine, all mine

Da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa
Da diddley qa qa da diddley qa qa

Stand and deliver your money or your life!
Stand and deliver your money or your life!...