Intro: F E F E Verse: F E F E Bell on door ring; "come on in" F E F E Floyd observes my hairy chin F E F E Sit down in chair, don't be afraid. F E F E Steaming hot towel on my face Chorus: C# A C G# I was shaved C# A C G# sha-a-a-a-a-a-a-ved, C# A C G# asha-a-a-a-a-a-a-med, I was shamed C# A C G# sha-a-a-a-a-a-a-ved, C# A C G# asha-a-a-a-a-a-a-med Barney ties me to the chair I can´t see, I´m really scared Floyd breathes hord, I hear the zip Pee-Pee pressed against my lips Verse 2: I sense others in the room Opie, Aunt Bea, I presume They take turns, they cut me up I died smothered, Andy's Clutch Chorus Solo: e|---------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------| G|---------------------------------------------------| D|---------------------------------------------------| A|---------0-1-3-3-1-0-1-3------------0-1-3-3-1-0-1-3| E|-1-1-0-1--------------------1-1-0-1----------------| Main riff twice Verse 3 Chorus