I woke late today
Actually I do that everyday
Got no place to be seen
I’m no part of a scene
I’m a genius loser
Keep counsel with my own opinion
President of the state that I’m in
Should I just stay in bed?
Should I live in my head?
Oh my God so many questions to ask

Oh you could call me lazy
I think of it as taking my time
Cause I don’t want to do what I don’t want to do
I’m the queen of refusenik

Refrão:
But, Oh My God, if I was somebody I’d be doing it all just fine
But I’m a real late starter
So I’m making up for lost time
But, Oh My God, if I was somebody I’d be kissing my arse right now
But I’m so polite, I do it all of the time
I missed my calling in life
Oh well

Day by day I wonder
If I will be torn asunder
By these things that I know that nobody else knows
Or maybe is the drinking
I guess we should consult a Bible
Everybody needs a sign or
Bless the birds and the bees
The flowers and the trees
And blessed be the slacker

Refrão

And you must having a laugh
Oh God you having a laugh
No point of worrying if my day’s a disaster
Inside my mind I’m happy ever after, Yes I am

Refrão 2x
Oh what of my life?
Yeah well