If you would sit
oh, so close to me
that would be nice
like it supposed to be

if you don't i'll slit your throat
so won't you please be nice

If you would hug
your arms right around me
that would be snug
like it supposed to be

if we part i'll eat your heart
so won't you please be nice

ohh..don't you love this romancing?
Now, that it's your life your chancing

isn't it nice?
Now you've married me
sugar and spice
like it supposed to be

if you go i'll get you dough
So won't you please be nice

stop with your jazz oratory
i only listen to top fourty
(n'sync rules)

isn't it nice
together we'll always live
no sacrifice
we'll vote conservative

if you run i'll pull a gun
give me head or you'll be dead
salute the flag or i'll call you a fag
oh...won't you please be nice..