I once had a girl or should I say she once had me
She showed me her room isn't it good Norwegian wood
She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere
But I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair

I sat on a rug biding my time drinking her wine
We talked until two and then she said it's time for bed
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath

And when I awoke I was alone this bird had flown
So I lit a fire isn't it good Norwegian wood