I burned a cowboy at the Melbourne airport
He said he didn't mind because he was terribly bored
He struck a light, held a whiskey on high and said 'pour'
Oh I burned a cowboy at the Melbourne airport

Why nobody believed me
Why nobody believed me
Why no, Sir
Why nobody believed me
Why nobody believed me

Oh no, Sir
I did not think about the law, Sir
I did not realise that this could be a felony
Oh no, oh uh, oh uh

I found an angel at the Melbourne airport
He wore disguise looked like any old guy to be sure
Told me to light that dear cowboy of mine
So I burned him alive, he was scorched
Cheers to the angel at the Melbourne airport
What's become of him, my little runaway
Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin
Why nobody believed me
Why nobody believed me
Why no, Sir
Why nobody believed me
Why nobody believed me

Oh no, Sir
I did not think about the law, Sir
I did not realise that this could be a felony
Oh no, Sir
I did not mean to do it, no Sir
I did not mean to take his life away
And now I'm all alone