I'm number one
You're number two
We're criminals at large
But I'm at larger than you
I'm number one
You're number two
I believe in equality
As long as you get less than me

I'm one (you're one)
You're number two (I'm number two)
You may think that you're smarter
But I'm smarter-er than you
I'm number one
You're number two
You're lucky to be
Number two not number three

I can see by the look in your eye
You want to get a bigger piece of the pie
One day you'll get your chance
But in the mean time
You got to dance monkey dance

Really? I hate dancing
Do it! Dance monkey dance!
Haha

I'm number two
He's number one
I can't believe I'm working for
An amphibian
I'm number two
He's number one (I'm number one!)
You know life gone to the dogs
When your boss is a frog

I can see it's just a matter of time
Before he's gone and I'm at the front of the line
It won't be long until I get my chance
But in the mean time
I've got to dance monkey dance
Dance monkey dance
Now watch me

I'm number one
He's number one
You're number two
I'm number two!
I'll bet you kid there you go

Now step aside this ain't your show
I'm one
You're one
I'm number one
Yes, we know
I'm
He's
Number one!