Mr. Clean tell me is that really you?
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb?
But I know you can change your lifestyle once again.

It´s cool to be clean if you know what I mean.
When I gave you my favourite Chiquita shirt I gave it to a guy
Who is cruel to everyone he meets and who shows the world he's incomplete.

Mr.Clean tell me is that really you?
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb.
Last time we met you beat me up, but that was no surprise
though I miss the days when you were nice.

It's hard to believe that you don´t owe me shit.
I'm well aware of what is yours and where to draw the lines
but at least I have the right to write anything
I think is right.

Mr.Clean tell me is that really you?
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb.
Last time we met you beat me up, but that was no surprise
though I miss the days when you were nice.
When you were nice.

Looking back at the days when we were friends,
Together as one we followed all the trends
But now a friend is less worth than a neggy trend.

Mr.Clean tell me is that really you?
I wonder what you've done to become so big and dumb.
Last time we met you beat me up, but that was no surprise
though I miss the days when you were nice.
When you were nice.