[woman's voice]
Get ready to have some fun!
Alright, here we go!
Five, four, three, two, and one
Are you ready to work out?

[verse 1]
Don't take it the wrong way
I can never keep up
Sick of liking your selfies
Should've gone with my gut
Maybe I'm in a movie
Maybe I'm out to lunch
But I'm constantly swiping it, tapping
It's never relaxing
I need a new routine

[chorus]
(he's trying)
(she works out too much)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out
(he's trying)
(she works out too much)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out enough
(he's trying)

[woman's voice]
Let's move on to the first step

Get on your hands and knees

Come on!
Get on your hands and knees
Ready? here we go!

[verse 2]
Welcome to the shitshow
Grab a comfortable seat
Find me in the front row
Listening to music
Anyone can see

[chorus]
(he's trying)
(she works out too much)
(she works out too much and)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out
(he's trying)
(she works out too much and)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out enough
(he's trying)

[woman's voice]
Remember to drink a glass of water
Before and after you work out
Learn form and shape
Stick with it
Here we go!

[verse 3]
I'm going off the deep end
Time to let myself go
Nothing's ever as easy as when
It never begins
The end is just a dream

[chorus extended]
(he's trying)
(she works out too much)
(she works out too much and...)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out
(he's trying)
(she works out too much)
(she works out too much and...)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out enough
(he's trying)
(she works out too much)
(she works out too much and...)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out
(he's trying)
(she works out too much)
(she works out too much and...)
The only reason we never worked out was
He didn't work out enough
(he's trying)
(she works out too much)
The only reason we never worked out was
We didn't work out, it never works out
No, it never works out
She works out too much
No, I never work out
It didn't work out
No, it never works out

[outro]
Okay, we're done