I remember when you first got with me
And we believed that we were perfect for a matter of weeks,
Never saw the roof come crashing down around our feet.
You'd laugh at all the stupid jokes I made
The stuff you hate now are the things you loved back in the day
Your stony stare don't put me off cause I love your face.

We were so young and in love
That I thought that I could
Hand over my password never dreaming that would
Bite me in the ass 1 day.

And so I clear my browser history
Cause I know you'll be pissed at me
You find a site one night and make my life a fucking a misery
And I think... you're cute when you're angry

I remember when you first got with me
And we believed that we were perfect for a matter of weeks,
Never saw the roof come crashing down around our feet.
You'd laugh at all the stupid jokes I made
The stuff you hate now are the things you loved back in the day
Your stony stare don't put me off cause I love your face.

You used to tell me little white lies
Just to save my pride, like:
"it's not that big-a deal it probably happens to most guys"
I could tell you lied, by the look in your eyes

Now I hear that you're full-naming me
I know you must be blaming me
For leaving up the seat after the last time that I had a wee
And I think... you're blatantly mental.

I remember when you first got with me
And we believed that we were perfect for a matter of weeks,
Never saw the roof come crashing down around our feet.
You'd laugh at all the stupid jokes I made
The stuff you hate now are the things you loved back in the day
Your stony stare don't put me off cause I love your face.

So now I'm sick of your apologies, you're mad like scientology
A worst case scenario of social anthropology
(if you looked that up you'd be mad,
but you won't cause you're lazy)
So I'm'a need to get my cds back & get my life back on track
My shit goes where I want it now that you're no longer in my flat
And that'll teach me, to stick my dick in crazy

I remember when you first got with me
And we believed that we were perfect for a matter of weeks,
Never saw the roof come crashing down around our feet.
You'd laugh at all the stupid jokes I made
The stuff you hate now are the things you loved back in the day
Your stony stare don't put me off cause I love your face.