PERCIVAL

OH! YOU RICH LADIES WHO NEED SOME COMPANY
WHEN YOUR HUSBANDS GONE AWAY
I WILL CONFORT YOU!
MY NAME IS PERCIVAL THE BODY THAT SATISFIES
AND I OFFER MY SERVICES FOR A SMALL FEE
AND I'M DEDICATED, I GOT A GOOD REPUTATION
HOW WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT ALONE?
OH! PLEASE TELEPHONE ME

I LIKE THE LADIES WITH MONEY
TO CARRY OUT THEIR FANTASIES
ON ME, ON MY LIPS, ON MY NECK
JUST AS LONG AS THEY PAY BY CHECK

I TAKE PRECAUTIONS AS WELL
I GET THE CLAIM IN TO MAKE ME SPECIAL BILL
AS GUARANTEE TO BE SAFE
FROM EARN SOME AMOUNT DID MAKES ME ILL

GOOD EVENING MADAM, MY NAME IS PERCIVAL
YOU'VE CALLED ME YESTERDAY OH, WELL NOW I'M HERE
HOW DO YOU WANT ME, GENTLE OR NASTY
ALL MY SPECIALLITY THERE IS NO EXTRA CHARGE
-I'LL CLOSE THE CURTAINS-

WELL, I'VE DONE ALL THE ACTRESSES AND LADY POLITICIANS AND ALL THE FAMOUS WED MA'AM OF THE UPPER CRUST
WELL ALL A LADY PSYCHIATRIST THEN CAME TO ME FOR TREATMENT
AND IT WASN'T GOD WHO SAVE THE QUEEN – IT WAS ME!


I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT A CLIENT OF MINE I HAD THE OTHER DAY
SHE CALLED ME ON THE PHONE AND SAID:
OH! COME STRAIGHT THE WAY!
WELL I ARRIVED TO THE MANSION HOUSE AND THEN SHE OPENED THE DOOR
SHE TOOK ME IN TO THIS GREAT BIG ROOM
AND THREW HERSELF ON THE FLOOR
‘MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN' SHE SAID ‘WE GOT THE REST OF THE DAY
I'VE SENT ALL THE SERVANTS OUT, MY HUSBAND`S GONE AWAY
LADY BRUCELLA IS MY NAME 'SHE SAID ‘I DON'T GO WITH MANY GUYS'
‘SO DO YOUR STUFF, PERCIVAL, THE BODY THAT SATISFIES'

WHEN I KISSED HER, IT DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT, I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG
JUST WHEN SHE SQUEEZED ME, A MANLY JOKED, I KNEW SOMETHING WAS WRONG
I WENT TO TOOK OFF HER CLOTHES, I KNEW THE ‘WHAT SOMETHING WRONG'
I SAID:'YOU AIN'T NO LADY BRUCELLA, TURNED OUT TO BE A BLEEDIN' FELLA!'

PERCIVAL, THE BODY THAT SATISFIES, ANYTIME, ANYWHERE
PERCIVAL, THE BODY THAT SATISFIES, A GUARANTEED COMBINATION
PERCIVAL, THE BODY THAT SATISFIES, I DON'T TAKE PHOTOGRAPH
PERCIVAL, THE BODY THAT SATISFIES, WELL, KNOW I WON'T YOU BLACKMAIL....