(spoken word intro):
"Hello everybody, this is Marina. I just learnt to play 3 chords on my new, baby pink, ukelele. I play like a child, don't care, 'cause it's helped me write a wonderful song called "Porn Is Good". It's about people never admitting to watching porn, girls and boys. Maybe some of you haven't, maybe some of you have.

So, whether you have or haven't, I recon you should learn this song and walk down the street and sing it out loud with pride. I would love it if you did that and I would even love it if you video'd it and sent it to me, because I don't think anyone would actually do that."

I'd rather go home
And watch pornography alone
I've got a big collection
A really huge selection

And if I'm really desparate
I'll call my ex up
And have sex on the phone
It beats orgasming alone

Porn is good for the soul
But it doesn't mean a thing invariable
Unless you own a good dildo
But then I bet you think I'm a whore

Sex is a drug
So throw me a bone
It's so innocent
That's why I always phone home, phone home

Coz I'm feeling ashamed
That I feel like a boy
Oh, women are meant to act coy
That's why we've got all these toys

Porn is good for the soul
But it doesn't always leave you feeling whole
Unless you own a good dildo
But then you'll all think I'm a whore

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