We’ll build a bungalow, big enough for two
Big enough for two (my honey), yes me and you
And when we’re married, happy we’ll be
Under the bamboo, underneath the bamboo tree

TAP TAP TAP

RICKY - Say Lucy!
LUCY - Yeah, Ricky!
RICKY - You know a funny thing happened to me on the way to the theater tonight.
LUCY - What?
RICKY - A tramp came up to me in the street and said he hadn’t had a bite in weeks.
LUCY - What d’ya do, bite him?

If you’ll be M-I-N-E mine
I’ll be T-H-I-N-E thine
And I’ll L-O-V-E love you
All the T-I-M-E time

TAP TAP TAP

RICKY - Say Lucy!
LUCY - Yeah, Ricky!
RICKY - Eh, did you hear about the big fire down in the shoe factory?
LUCY - I’ll bet some heel started it!
RICKY - You’re supposed to say “What happened?”
LUCY - Huh?
RICKY - What happened!
LUCY - Two hundred soles were lost!

You are the B-E-S-T best
Of all the R-E-S-T rest
And I’ll L-O-V-E love you
All the T-I-M-E time

TAP TAP TAP

LUCY - Go ahead.
RICKY - I’m onto your tricks. You start it this time. Go ahead.
LUCY - Okay. You know there are two things I can’t eat for breakfast: lunch and dinner.

We’ll have an L-A-R-K lark
In the P-A-R-K park
And I’ll K-I-S-S kiss you
In the D-A-R-K dark

TAP TAP TAP

LUCY - Go ahead.
RICKY - I got you this time. I got a joke that you never heard in your whole life.
LUCY - Okay. Go ahead. Spill it brother.
RICKY - Did you hear about the girl that was so dumb that she thought a football coach had four wheels! Ha ha ha ha ha! Four wheels!
LUCY - Ha ha ha ha ha! How many wheels does it have?

RICKY - Oh, what’s the use!

And when we’re married
Happy we’ll be
Under the bamboo
Under the bamboo
Under the bamboo tree