Down in Juarez, Mexico
In a small adobe house
Rosalita Gonzales gave birth
To a handsome little mouse

The whole town came to celebrate
The baby being born
But when they got back home
They found that all their cheese was gone!

You will only feel the breeze
When he comes to steal your cheese
Queso Bandito! (Aha!)

He'll set fire to the street
With his tiny mousey feet
To the Mariachi beat
Queso Bandito!

Do not leave your cheese unattended
Cheddar, Monterey Jack, or blended
I will sneak inside of your pueblo
Relieve you of all your Manchego

Careful not to take a siesta
You will have no cheese for fiesta!
Always chased by the federales'
But they ate too many tamales

They can't catch me if they tried
He'll outrun them every time!
Queso Bandito!
(Aha) !