Well Long Eared Drifter riding ?cross the plain.
Nobody'd ever seen him, Nobody knew his name.
When he stormed into town and reached
For some filtered water. And some carrot nibblers

Well a pretty little filly stopped the stranger and she said,
"Step into my saloon and rest your weary head.
? But the stranger just shook his head and said
"I'll have a mesa salad.
'Cause there's good carbs and bad carbs
and every cowboy knows,
The carbs from fruits and vegetables
will help you fit your clothes
Speaking of which I'm gonna need
Some more carrot nibblers. ?

Then he saw Black Bart standing in the sunrise
He had gristle in his teeth and diabetes in his eyes
He said "Bart, you and me's gonna square off
Over a yogurt parfait. "

But Bart scooped up the woman and he took off riding hard
He took her to a taco stand that makes everything with lard
He ordered sixteen tacos made with bullets, beef and flour
He said ?Girl, you're gonna eat these even if it takes an hour. ?

Well that's when that old stranger came a-riding up fast
He dismounted his pony and took a shot of wheat grass
"This taco party's over, " said the stranger with a drawl
"You eat that junk, you'll jack up your bad cholesterol
And one more thing buddy - you forgot your parfait. ?

As when you're fighting evil every healthy cowboy knows
You gotta keep your blood sugar from getting too low
'Cause if you don't you better know, Joe
You're gonna get real sleepy

Well, Bart just laughed and said
"I don't need that trash, I live on steak
and ice-cream and corned beef hash
And I'd mow you down right now
if I wasn't feeling so sluggish. ?

The stranger pushed that parfait towards him
nd he stared Bart down, And a hush and a chill fell
across the town. And everybody froze as Bart reached
And took a bite of his parfait

Well Bart's cheeks got rosy and his hair regained its sheen
He said "It's my sugar intake that's been making me so mean
Speaking of which stranger won't you
Share some of those carrot nibblers? "

And now two cowboys ride across that dusty land
Vanquishing darkness and eating oat bran
And one thing you better understand, man
They hardly ever get sleepy. They also enjoy stir-fry
They carefully control their portions
And they keep food journals. And they share their nibblers