Every time you see me, you earthlings turn and run
I don't know what your problem is
I'm really super fun
I'm a Martian!
Not a great white shark
I'm a Martian!

I play frisbee in the park
Come over to my party
It's not that long a trip
You'll be glad you made the journey
for my seven-layered dip

I like sharing cheese pizza
You see, I'm not so bad
Do you like little puppies?
I make them in my lab
I'm a Martian!
I harbour you no ill will
A Martian!

Does someone need a chill pill?
My name's Marvin, I'm a Martian!
La-la-la-la-le-la-la-lee-lee-lo
Let's share a lemon soda
And talk about our feelings
But don't insult my helmet

'Cause then I'll hit the ceiling
I've got a laser!
And it's pointed at your planet
It's my laser!
So don't take me for granted
I'm a Martian!
Boom-shaka-laka
I'm a Martian!
Shaka-laka... boom