Bugs: Eeh! You scared me to death
Daffy: That's precisely what I wanted to talk to you about. Choking on that pizza has really made me think about things, specifically the arrangements in the the event of my... passing
Bugs: What?

Lay me to rest inside a Corvette

With a trunk full of yogurt for the afterlife

Pull the Corvette with a team of Clydesdales

Make sure that Tina is there by my side

Bugs: What if she's not dead?
Daffy: Just make it work
For my eulogy get Neil Diamond to sing

And use lots of quotes from "Lord of the Rings"

In lieu of flowers buy some raw meat

Then pay some pirates to dance in the street

Bugs: What?

And the party will rage for 900 days

With bonfires and swearing and random gun play

And plaster the town with photos of me

This is my decree. It's my legacy

Cryogenically freeze my brain

So the scientists can tinker

Think of the knowledge that they'd retain

From one of the world's great thinkers

It's a trifecta can't you see

It's me, da Vinci, and Socrates

Bugs: Are we still talking about your memorial?

Daffy: Yup

All the kids must attend

Daffy Duck High

And train as brick masons

And twirlers and spies

Though some should be ninjas

That do awesome stunts

They'd all wear black robes

With my face on the front

The 50 yard line at the Rose Bowl works great

For my huge marble statue with a big gold name plate

Or under the Sphinx or a pyramid

But right at the top just open the lid

And the party will rage for 900 days

With bonfires and swearing and random gun play

And plaster the town with photos of me

This is my decree! It's my legacy

This is my decree! It's my legacy

Daffy: So, what do you say?
Bugs: Why wait? (About to choke him)
Daffy: What are you doing? Not now. The future. Way off in the future