Make your distinctive statements good friends
Print all my features then print them again
All who find time to look through their hair
See only collages of me standing there
Ooh ooh

I've stopped short of reading my name on the wall
The name I was given is not mine at all

Run from your corners and smack into walls
Your one point of view just has no view at all
Stand up and brag to your neighbour, I'm free
But what does it matter, they're deaf and can't see
Ooh ooh oh woh

Make your distinctive statement good friends
Print all my features then print them again ooh woh
Signs on theatres invite you to see (Ah ah ah ah)
A colourless movie that's featuring me (Ah ah ah ah)
Ha

La la la la la la la
Lalalalalala-eeh

[crow cries]
[primate howls]
[horse neighs] ​