I'm not bad, I just sound that way.

All the girls they like their presents, like their
presents
When boys wrap 'em up in ribbons, ribbons, ribbons,
Doesn't matter if they're precious or expensive if
they're
Well thought out, sexed out, wrapped right.
Everytime, get in line and give me mine.

We like black, white, big striped,
Polka-dotted cafe latte presents
Come in many sizes wrap it up in ribbons.

(Chorus)
Wrap them presents up in ribbons,
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons),
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons).
Wrap them presents up in ribbons,
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons),
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons).

I'm not a Hallmark card expression need material
attention
Wrapped in ribbons riches, Simons, silly ribbons,
ribbons, ribbons.
If you can't afford the best, don't be stressed, take a rest.
Get a job, do it right, it's my birthday all night

We like black, white, big striped, famous supersizing
We don't care what you put inside it,
Wrap it up in ribbons.

It's the life style that I like, I'll give you yours,
You'll give me mine,
But don't forget to wrap them up in pretty pretty
ribbons

Wrap them presents up in ribbons,
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons),
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons).
Wrap them presents up in ribbons,
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons),
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons).

Only difference between uptown and downtown is
Therapy and val!um, therapy and val!um.
Not lying when I say this, there's a price to being famous
Yeah, it's therapy and val!um, therapy and val!um,
huh!

It's not complicated, just a fashion statement.
Everybody wrap it up, everybody wrap it up.
It's not complicated, just a fashion statement.
Everybody wrap it up (wrap it up now), everybody wrap it up

(Lots of presents) It's not complicated,
(Filthy riches) just a fashion statement.
Everybody wrap it up (wrap it up now), everybody wrap it up
(Got good presents) It's not complicated,
(Filthy riches) Just a fashion statement.
Everybody wrap it up (wrap it up now), everybody wrap it up

(Wrap it up now)

Wrap them presents up in ribbons,
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons),
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons).
Wrap them presents up in ribbons,
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons),
Wrap them presents up (in ribbons).

(Wrap) Wrap them presents up