Oh he's such a sucker from her head to her toes
Oh he's such a sucker from her head to her toes

Rosacea Mississippi related
He's searchin' for the softball diamond
Prancin' like a bad-ass
Who's never seen a church house
Another jolly face in the choir
He's leanin' down and kissin' her mouth

Oh he's such a sucker from her head to her toes
Oh he's such a sucker from her head to her toes

Steamin' at the cousin
Who never gets no lovin'
The hairy monkey's covered tonight
Fallin' over tables
A black eye with no way home
A-poutin' underneath the streetlights
He's leanin' down and kissin' her mouth

Oh he's such a sucker from her head to her toes
Oh he's such a sucker from her head to her toes

An' no one seems to like it alone

Oh he's such a sucker from her head to her toes