Someone channel surfin:

Channel 1: Where'd ya get the beauty scar tough guy, eatin pussy
Channel 2: Yeah, that's a naughty, naughty, naughty, no-no baby, baby, baby
Channel 3: This guy is really hot
Channel 4: Gosh it's hot
Channel 5: It looks and feels natural, just like a part of you
Channel 6: The trouble with you is, your alergic to motown bellisle, bellisle
Channel 7: LSD
Channel 8: Man, it's a real shame when people be throwin away a perfecty good white bot like that