My best friend Sarah went to Europe for the summer
My brother got kicked out of school; aw, bummer.
Julian got laid in the back seat of a Hummer and got arrested....
Like Mel Gibson.

I read in the trades that the NYSNC boy is....
No way!

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lose it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was
"oh MY, Kesha, those hot Jimmy Choos.
Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?"

Celebutons work in the glamarazzi
Should've told my story to the tabloids, took the
money
Takes a lot to get kicked out of these parties
And almost get arrested..... like Mel Gibson

I don't recall at all that I got like,
Fifty phone calls
Omg is that true?!

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lose it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was
"Oh no! Kesha with those hot Gucci shoes.
Hey Paris, did I lose it on that pair too?"

Of all the stupid things I've done,
I'm the proudest of this bra.
But this one's the best!

I threw up in Paris Hilton's closet
I got drunk and totally lose it
When I woke up, the first thing that I thought of was
"Oh MY, Kesha, with those hot Jimmy Choos.
And those Manolos and Pradas and.......
Clothes and your sparkly dresses.
Hey, Paris!
I saw the saaaame stuff at Target.

Hey, Paris, whatcha gonna do?
I totally lost it, la la la la
You're not foolin me anymore
I saw the tag! I saw the tag!

I got drunk, So drunk!
Tra la la,
Tra la la la la.