Went to the egyptian gardens just the other night
Saw a red headed lady was flat outta sight
Spent all my money honey to spend the rest of the night
And to watch her do that thing that they call

Had happy horny snappy fingers at the end of the night
When some dude walks up to me and
Says that's mine, lets you and me
Fight
Pulled out my rosin and said "baby
Have a bite" and he went floatin'
Off through the fog with that thing called

So I traipsed up to the red head
and said gee babe but your nice
She smiled and stuck her arm through
Mine and said "sol, baby say it
Twice"
Ever since I run that tomcat off me
And her make out just like mice