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Wtf Collective 3

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[Previously on WTF Collective 2...]

Chorus Guy:
This is the last time I'll ever sing the chorus
And I'm gonna end this bullshit

MC Final Verse:
Who's gonna sing the chorus from now on ?

MC Vagina:
Hey, you can't spell chorus without...
Vagina...

[And now...]

MC Final Verse:
Ah... Yes, you can

MC Vagina:
That's Racist

MC Final Verse:
Do you wanna sing the chorus ?

MC Vagina:
I can't,
I have to go to a famous person party
With Boy Soldier and Jeff Clooney
Piss off, Bitches...

MC Final Verse:
Well, I guess we won't have chorus anymore...

MC Confusing:
Yo, MC Confusing
WTF 3, Motherfuckers!
Got more ham strings than a pile o' wings
2012, Bringing west wing DVDs to a blind date
First on tape, Everyday normal guy...

Everyday Normal Guy:
Everyday normal guy, here to get the track started
My average lyrics are between genious and retarded
I drink tap water and watch all the CSIs
I put my thirty dollar pants on one leg at time
I sleep eight ours a night, eat three meals a day
I'm motherfucking content, I got no reason to complain
I got a roof over my head, and I got clothes on my back
My verse is done, it wasn't great, but hey, it wan't that bad...

MC Uses Time Machine Irresponsably:
Yo, I'm MC Uses Time Machine Irresponsably,
I've found Judas Iscariotes in thirty three A.D.
Gave him thirty one [?] to rat out the wrong guy
Then I [?] mosanto seeds at the dinosaurs time
Gave Bill Gates My Iphone in nineteen-seventy three
Then I traveled in time to the night I was conceived
I met up with my parents and we hang out all night
Stop to think, I think they din't had any alone time
NOOOOO...

MC Nauseous:
MC Nauseous up in this, motherfucker
I don't feel so hot, shit I think I'm gonna...
WOOOAARRHH... (puke)
Why am I so sick,
what did I eat ?
[One our earlier]:
"Catfood will make this expired yogurt taste less like cheese..."
Alright
MC Cock-Blocks Himself:
MC Cock-Blocks Himself, Hey girl, What's up ?
You're so sexy, we should probably hook up
Crawl in a hot tub, with a bottle of champagne
By the way, I have a girlfriend and I think I might have AIDS...
Where are you going ?

MC Necrophiliac:
MC Necrophiliac, where are my dead bodies at ?
Crashing funerals so that I can get away whit the dead
Decomposing bodies are my favourite aphrodisiac
Flat lining gives me a pavlovian erection in my pants
Turn offs include breathing, pulses, and signs of life
My turn ons are rigor mortis, cold flesh and suicide
If you're not stiff as a board, I will not be stiffed and I'll be bored
Wait, what do we have here ?
Looks like I'm about to score...

Zombie Chorus Guy:
Wait a minute,
no, no, NO !

You have to be kidding me
What the fuck is going on ?
This cannot be happening
I don't wanna do this anymore
This must be a bad dream
Leave me alone !
Why am i still singing ?
I motherfucking killed myself

...
[Unfinished]

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