Sometimes I wish I was the weather
You'd bring me up in conversation forever
And when it rained I'd be the talk of the day

Oh sometimes, I wish I was a cold beer
I'd rest assure that you would hold me near
I'd be guaranteed to be just what you need

And there could be no other way
Because you're so, you're so lame
Your tired words are all, all the same
And I would walk, surely walk away
If I wasn't such a sucker for you

Sometimes I wish I was a bong hit
You'd let me in and love every minute
And tell the group the things I did to you

And there could be no other way
Because you're so, you're so lame
Your tired words are all, all the same
And I would walk, surely walk away
If I wasn't such a sucker for you

I see your world with rosy colored glasses on
Wanna right what I would see wrong
I could never have that power over you

Someday I'm gonna pack up and leave this town
I'm gonna get my own things going on
And when I do, I will forget about how

You're so lame,
Tired words are all the same
I would walk, you know Id walk away
If I wasn't such a sucker for you
If I wasn't such a sucker for you
If I wasn't such a sucker for you