The Russian bear is hungry
He's dancing in his chains
And the trainer is melancholy
Feeling hard and grey, okay
And he will have to dig
For miles underground of soil
If not for Frenchmen dizzy from turning
Their backs on everyone's story
And everybody's disgust
Everybody's distrust
Distrust, disgust

Well, behind the sanitary napkin beauty
That oozes out of each and every song
He harnesses the blood bank soul
The (park bench) creatures that belong
Hey, John Wayne, he can feel no pain
'Cause he's got no brain
He's riding horses to Apocalypse and back
Just like a crosseyed Paul McCartney
Like another crosseyed Paul McCartney

For hard-judged creatures
that belong above the (weathered tan)
That material safety ain't a safety found in numbers
But they're never getting (slumber)
And they're never getting (zoned)
And the getting's all gone
(I love a big gain)
Hey now, beauty comes last
Safety first and beauty comes last
Safety first 'cause spiteful caravan goes last
Antique caravan goes last

Well Delilah is your (envy flowing?)
Samson's shorn and hoarse
With fifty caliber bullets
For the (trutches?) in the human race
Japan, Japan, Japan, we love you
They carve you like Californian turkey
Feed to hungry missiles sucking
The moist vagina of the world
Leave it

And Russia is defecting
Russia, Russia is defecting
Russia is defected, is defective, is defecting
is defecting, is defecting
What's wrong with the motherland?
What's wrong with the fatherland?
Here comes the China Ku Klux Klan

And elect black Communists surgeons
in case you need them
Elect Communist surgeons
Elect black Communist surgeons
Elect black Communist surgeons today
in case you need them
If it rains, if it rains
When it rains
It never rains on the Russian Party
Rains
If it rains, if it rains
If it rains on the Communist Party
If it rains, if it rains, if it rains on the Communist Party