Lucy at the gym

She's there every time I go,

and I don't go that often, so she must live at the gym

I stare at her ribs they show through the spandex

Her little legs are working, she's going somewhere

She's climbing up the stairs

And when she reaches the top her dreams will be there

Lucy at the gym

Lucy on the scale for the third time

Thru thick and thin, Lucy's at the gym

She's staring at the clock and like the 2nd hand she neverstops

She's Lucy at the gym

When she takes a shower, after all the hours

Does she have a place to go

Is there someone waiting

Or is Lucy all alone

I'm at the gym and Lucy's not there

It's got me kinda worried so I imagine the worst

She's made it up to heaven

And when she met her maker, he said "come right in"

"I'll show you around the gym"

"Everyone's beautiful and thin"

"And here there's no sin,

and your life can begin

Lucy at the gym"