I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating
I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating
The abundance of redundance flooded her head,
and she said,
If I'm leaving with a broken heart,
You're leaving with a bleedin nose

Look out man, cause here she comes yeah,
no no no, no no no
I think she knows what happened at the party yeah,
no no no, no no no
and did you really sleep with that chick man
yes yes yes, yes yes yes
and are you gonna tell her straight up man
no no no no

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating
I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating
The abundance of redundance flooded her head,
and she said,
If I'm leaving with a broken heart,
You're leaving with a bleedin nose

This is the last time you'll see me
This is the last time you'll see me
Check your mood ring, cause I bet its green
Check your cash flow and I bet it's low

Well hey how was the party last night honey
no no no, no no no
Oh it wasn't bad I saw a fight honey
no no no, no no no
I bet that wasn't all you saw now was it
yes yes yes, yes yes yes
so stutter stutter I couldn't quite slip it
no no no no

This is the last time you'll see me
This is the last time you'll see me
Check your mood ring, cause I bet its green
Check your cash flow and I bet it's low

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating
I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating
I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating,
ohhhhhhhhh

I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating
I said I wasn't cheating then I began repeating
The abundance of redundance flooded her head,
and she said,
If I'm leaving with a broken heart,
You're leaving with a bleedin nose

This is the last time you'll see me
This is the last time you'll see me
check your mood ring, cause I bet its green
check your cash flow and I bet it's low

This is the last time you'll see me
This is the last time you'll see me
Check your mood ring, cause I bet its green
Check your cash flow and I bet it's low
Check your sextoys, check your playboy's
Check all your things, cause I bet they're destroyed

Cause I'm a jackass
Well I'm a jackass
Yeah I'm a jackass